Thursday, February 2, 2012

My Humor for the Day

Today I hung up a "growth chart" for my Kindergarteners.  I am going to measure & mark their heights now and then at the end of the school year.  The growth chart consisted of 3 posters.  I stapled each poster up on the wall, one above the other until they were attached and on the wall evenly.  Then I noticed that it said I was 5 foot 6 inches.  That most definitely is not my height.  I'm a mere 5'3".  I re-checked the posters, smoothing them over with my hands.  Stepping back for a better look, the posters still seemed even.  Then, stepping closer I begin to count the inch numbers-1, 2, 3,....55, 56, 57...  Hmmm. 

By this time, I have literally been trying to figure out what was wrong with this growth chart for 5 MINUTES!  No joke.  Then I had this realization..... 


I was wearing heals. 


Ha.  This is my life. 


This greatness was also overheard today:  The kids were riding bikes and playing "restaurant".  One child would sit inside the playhouse window and "serve" the "cars" (bikes) that were coming by.  "Can I have a cheeseburger?" "Can I have a soda?" etc.  You know, typical drive-through requests.  Finally, a boy comes by and asks "Where is your restroom?"  Haha.  I couldn't stop laughing.  Kids are so great.

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